One Crouton-Keeper™ to rule them all, One Crouton-Keeper™ to find them, One Crouton-Keeper™ to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them to fresh lettuce

Relive your favorite moments of Lord of the Rings with our exclusive Lord of the Rings Crouton-Keeper™. Hewn from ox leather, triple reinforced Kevlar stitched dura-seams and a Fresh-Stor™ lining. Sure to keep your croutons flavorful and crunchy for over 60 days. Order now and we'll include a "magical scroll" with instructions on how to tie the Crouton-Keeper™ just like Gandalf would.

*Croutons not included.

Vegetable Fresh Corporation of America and Lettuce Protector is in no way affiliated with New Line Productions Inc